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Murder at the Mill Cover Reveal

I’m absolutely delighted to reveal the new cover for my cosy crime murder mystery, Murder at the Mill.

The Agatha Christie era cover was designed by the fabulous Nikki East of Spellbound Books Ltd who will be publishing the novel on July 7th.

๐Ÿ“—๐‚๐Ž๐•๐„๐‘ ๐‘๐„๐•๐„๐€๐‹๐Ÿ“—
We are ending the week with a gorgeous cover reveal for you !
Taking you back to the Christie Era of crime , we are thrilled to share the cover for Murder At The Mill by T.A. Belshaw.
Out 7th July and available to pre order shortly.
๐—œ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ง๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐˜†-๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ-๐˜†๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ-๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—”๐—บ๐˜†, ๐—ฎ ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€, ๐—พ๐˜‚๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ-๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—”๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฐ, ๐—ฎ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ณ๐—ณ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฑ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป.
๐—๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿต๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿต ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„-๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐—ž๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ต ๐˜๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฐ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜„๐˜€.
๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ด ๐—”๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฅ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜€ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ ๐——๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—•๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฏ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ธ ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐— ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น, ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„๐˜†, ๐—๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด, ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—น๐—น๐˜† ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฎ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—บ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด๐—ฒ.
๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜„๐—ป ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ธ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—บ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜† ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—˜๐—ฑ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ ๐—›๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜€๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—น๐˜†๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜†. ๐—˜๐—ฑ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ, ๐—ฎ ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ, ๐—ฝ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—š๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ด๐—ฒ, ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, ๐—ฎ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ด ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜† ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜† ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ฒ.
๐—•๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜„ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—”๐—บ๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ด๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป. ๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—”๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—บ ๐—ฆ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ต๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, ๐—”๐—บ๐˜†, ๐—ฎ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ, ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป.
๐—”๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜€, ๐—”๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฝ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—•๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—น๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—•๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ, ๐—”๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—น๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ, ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—”๐—ด๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ๐˜€
๐— ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐— ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น is a ๐—š๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ก๐—ฒ๐˜„ ๐—–๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜† ๐—–๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ฎ ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ต.

Brand New! Two Tracy’s Hot Mail Novellas

I have just typed The End on the second of the new Tracy’s Hot Mail novellas. This one is called Tracy’s Twenties Hot Mail and the story, as the title hints, takes Tracy from her wild teens and into (as she sees it) a more mature and sophisticated era. As the panto line goes, Oh No It Doesn’t.

The first of the novellas has yet to be given its final title. At the moment it has a working title of Tracy’s Hot Mail, The Missing Years. The book takes a look at Tracy’s life and what happened to her after the final chapter of Tracy’s Celebrity Hot Mail which was published in 2016.

Both books will be published by Spellbound Books Ltd at a date yet to be announced.

An old Interview with Tracy from Tracy’s Hot Mail

An Interview with Tracy, conducted byย  y fab editor Maureen Vincent-Northam

Never one to pass up on an exclusive (nor Thorntonโ€™s Continental chocs for that matter, but thatโ€™s another story) Maureen Vincent-Northam was delighted to be asked to dig deep into Tracyโ€™s sack of fan mail for Writelinkers. Disregarding the less genteel communications (toad in the hole will never seem the same) Maureen has chosen letters from typical Tracy fans and the star herself tells her many, and varied, admirers what they really want to know.

 

Tracy is a rarity in this day and age: a young woman whose underwear is not always in free-fall. The woman whose Hotmail exchanges with best friend Emma is about to take the literary world by storm is driven by the same modest ambitions all young women have: fame, fortune and an alphamale celeb hanging onto her arm.

 

  1. Which celebrity would you say is most in need of a make-over?

Chelsea Trumper, Broadbottom, Cheshire

Tracy: Hello Chelsea. Is your Dad one of those annoying people like David Beckham who name their kids after places theyโ€™ve visited?ย  Itโ€™s a good job little Brooklyn wasnโ€™t conceived in Peckham isnโ€™t it?

Are we talking hair, clothes, or everything?

I think Janet Street Porterโ€™s teeth could do with a serious file down. If I was her, Iโ€™d have them pulled and get a nice, new, even set of dentures put in. She could sell her real teeth to ivory poachers. That might save an elephantโ€™s life and not only would she look better, sheโ€™d have something to feel good about.

Jennifer Saunders really should do something about that arse and Brad Pitt looks like heโ€™s been dragged through a dozen hedges, backwards. I wouldnโ€™t mind having the job of tidying him up though.

 

  1. Why do you think youโ€™ve been so unlucky with romance?

Ron Lovall, Herts

 

Tracy: Hi, Ron. Unlucky? I think Iโ€™ve been incredibly lucky. Iโ€™ve managed to get rid of the useless swine without too much trouble. Some women get stuck with a bloke for life. Imagine what Simon will be like in a few years time? Heโ€™s already porn obsessed. By the time heโ€™s twenty five heโ€™ll be sneaking around in the fog wearing nothing but a dirty old mac and a pair of trainers. I reckon I had a lucky escape there.

As for Tim, I think I was lucky there too. He wants to be a farmer. That would mean me being a farmerโ€™s wife. Sod that for a lark. I really canโ€™t see me in wellies and a smock can you? Some people are meant to wake up at the crack of dawn to the smell of cow shit, and some arenโ€™t. Iโ€™m definitely in the second category. I would look ridiculous trying to dodge the cowpats in my fake Lanvin sandals, and the closest I ever want to come to a pig, is when itโ€™s been sliced and fried and lying in a roll with some brown sauce.

 

 

  1. Youโ€™d make a perfect WAG. Have you ever pursued a gorgeous footballer โ€“ or even Wayne Rooney?

Tiffany Pratt, Isle of Dogs

 

Tracy: Hi Tiffany. I think Iโ€™m too young for Wayne and Iโ€™m not on the game so he wouldnโ€™t be interested in me. I did go out with a footballer once, but he only played for the local pub team and I only went out with him because I wanted to prove a point to the Ginger minger he was seeing at the time.

Dad says I should become a WAG, but Gran says thereโ€™s a reason they call them that. Theyโ€™re all dogs.

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  1. Given these two choices, would you rather be stinking rich or mega famous?
  2. Windsor, London

 

Tracy: Is that you Prince William? Nice to hear from you again. Howโ€™s the chopper? Still getting it up, I hope.

Hmm, tough question. I suppose if I had to choose Iโ€™d go for mega famous as I could always drop in on a celebrity mate if I had no money and I needed somewhere to crash for the night. Not that there would be many nights like that. Most celebs seem to cop-off with someone after theyโ€™ve been to one of those glitzy parties and I donโ€™t think I would be any different. Anyway, if I was mega famous and skint, I could always go to a party wearing something a bit naughty and get interviewed by the News of the World for a few quid.

Mega famous people probably get lots of free stuff when they open things, so Iโ€™d make sure I opened lots of supermarkets…and shoe shops of course. Stinking rich people tend to want to keep it all to themselves. That would rule Olivia out; she canโ€™t keep anything to herself, especially her bed.

 

 

  1. When you go on Celebrities on Ice in the Jungle, what will you miss most about everyday life?

Precious Little, Watchet, Somerset

 

Tracy: Hi, Precious. Iโ€™d probably miss daydreaming about going on Celebrities on Ice in the Jungle.

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  1. What is your beauty routine and do you have any tips for your uglier fans?

Poppy Belcher, Diss, Norfolk

 

Tracy: Hello, We used to have a dog called Poppy but we got rid of her because she farted all the time and Dad was sick of getting the blame.

I donโ€™t spend much time in front of the mirror because my housemate, Kiwi, will almost certainly be using it every time I want it. Iโ€™m lucky in that I can get away without having to do too much. Kiwi spends hours tarting herself up, and she still ends up looking like sheโ€™s let her seven year old sister do her face for her.

My best tip would be to buy the best make up you can afford. Donโ€™t go for that crappy stuff they sell on the market, most of it doubles up as paint stripper. If you canโ€™t afford good stuff, get some new friends who can. Girls are always on the lookout for ugly friends, as they make them look better on a night out. Theyโ€™ll almost certainly let you use their make up if it means theyโ€™ll stand out in a crowd of munters.

Spotty Irene doesnโ€™t look too good at times because of the terrible acne she suffers from. It doesnโ€™t stop her trying to do something about it though. She once went to a fancy dress party, with a brown paper bag on her head. She told them sheโ€™d come as shopping.

There are a few ways of hiding your hideousness. You could be mysterious and wear a dark veil, but then people might just think you like going to funerals.

If youโ€™re really ugly and desperate for a bloke, my tip would be to find one who wears specs like the bottom of beer glasses. If their eyes are that bad they probably still wonโ€™t be able to see out of them properly. Of course you could just do what Olivia does, let blokes know youโ€™re available, that always works after theyโ€™ve had ten pints.

 

 

  1. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play you?

Scarlet Shufflebottom, Hollywood, Birmingham

 

Tracy: It would have to be Lady Gaga or someone classy like that.

 

 

  1. What do you keep in your handbag?

Tarquin DeVere, Odness, Orkney Islands

 

Tracy: Hmm, you ought to know, Tarquin. It was you that opened it up in front of everyone at that studentโ€™s party. Playing mousy on a string with a Tampax wasnโ€™t, isnโ€™t, and never will be, funny.

For anyone who doesnโ€™t know though, apart from the usual girly things like panty liners, a sanitary towel and a spare pair of knickers, I have a my phone, ipod, lip gloss, mascara, compact, needle and thread, a condom, hair scrunch, brush, comb, purse, bus pass, pen, notepad, tissues, mints, tube of superglue, attack alarm and mace spray.

 

 

  1. What possession could you not do without?

Billy Lillycrap, Quidhampton, Hampshire

 

Tracy: My TV. I couldnโ€™t live without Strictly and X Factor. If Iโ€™m allowed more Iโ€™d have to say my laptop and my fake Gucci bag…Oh and my signed photo of Beckham in his Speedos.

 

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  1. If you were a type of vegetable, what would you be?

Moonchild, a field in Glastonburyย 

 

Tracy: Youโ€™d have to ask my flatmate, Kiwi that, sheโ€™s the hippy, and sheโ€™s named after a fruit.

 

 

  1. If you were abducted by aliens, what would be the first question youโ€™d ask them?

Prof. Mycroft Nutt, Lower Piddle on the March, Glos.

 

Tracy: Do you get the X Factor in the Vernuvian Quadrant?

 

 

  1. Who do you think you were in a past life?

Napoleon Bonaparte, Crackpot, North Yorkshire

 

Tracy: I sometimes have strange dreams about snakes, so Cleopatra probably.

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